Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Hillary Cancels Her Trip to NH

WMUR is reporting that Hillary Clinton has cancelled her scheduled visit to New Hampshire this weekend, due to an illness in the family.

She had a public appearance scheduled for Saturday afternoon at Concord High School - an event at which I was planning on making an appearance for the purpose of exercising my First Amendment right to protest her immeasurably grotesque lack of respect for my Second Amendment rights.

Of course, the conspiracy theorist in me believes this cancellation was a case of her handlers realizing their mistake of scheduling an event that would have been accessible to the public, which would risk putting her face-to-face with actual New Hampshire residents, and not a private room full of carefully screened, hand-selected, adoring, doe-eyed ass-kissers.

And, for those of you who haven't been paying attention (-50 points), here is Senator Clinton's position on the 2nd Amendment, summed up in just two words:

Vitter Amendment

That one vote, that utterly repugnant and indefensible slap in the face of all law-abiding American citizens (not to mention the Constitution of the United States, which she, in theory, has sworn to support and defend) should disqualify her from holding the position of Assistant to the Receptionist of the Secretary of a Clerk of a United States Senator.

Yet, she and her followers honestly believe she is qualified to be the President of the most powerful, most freedom-loving nation on the face of the earth?

Bartender, I'll have what they're drinking.

Make it a double.