Thursday, July 10, 2008

Barack Wants to Buy Us All Guns!!!


Sure, it will be with our tax dollars, but what the hell? That's a whole lot better than funneling our money into all the other Marxist wealth redistribution schemes he's cooking up for us.

Obama outlines plan for national service

"We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set," he said Wednesday. "We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded."


That's not what he meant?


In that case, this socialist gnatsack, can go hump a tree (Rhus vernix, preferred). Because, there's absolutely no way in hell he's referring to anything remotely resembling that which John F. Kennedy was talking about when he said:

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom."

So, allow me to apologize ahead of time, Dear Would-Be Leader, for my future refusal to play along with this half-baked scheme of yours. Sorry, but brown just ain't my color, and I look like crap in armbands.

He said he would make federal assistance conditional on school districts establishing service programs and set the goal of 50 hours of service a year for middle and high school students.

Will volunteering to set up and run gun safety classes for their peers be on the "Obama Youth Approved Curriculum Roster"?

For college students, Obama would set the goal at 100 hours of service a year and create a $4,000 annual tax credit for college students that would be tied to that level of service.

Obama said he realizes there will be skeptics, but stressed that greater public service will make the nation safer.

"Our destiny as Americans is tied up with one another," he said. "If we are less respected in the world, then you will be less safe."

Up yours, asshole. If anything's going to make the world less safe for my kids, it would be allowing them to enroll in one of your "volunteer" indoctrination camps "service programs".

If you'd like to discuss this matter further, you can find me out back of my house, teaching my daughters how to shoot a rifle.

Just follow your ears.

(link via The Rottweiler)