Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Tell Me Something I Don't Already Know

Well, it's now officially confirmed.

"Socialist" is now a secret, right-wing code word for "black", hence anyone describing Barack Obama's economic policies, which are universally centered around the concept of "spreading the wealth around", as "socialist" can now be branded as hate-filled bigots and excoriated by the Obamapologists in the Tanning Bed Media.

The "socialist" label that Sen. John McCain and his GOP presidential running mate Sarah Palin are trying to attach to Sen. Barack Obama actually has long and very ugly historical roots.


McCain and Palin have simply reached back in history to use an old code word for black.

From here on out, any time I use the phrase "Lewis Diuguid", feel free to interpret it as a secret code phrase for "race-baiting assclown".

Of course, to my readers and anyone with an IQ higher than their shoe size, this is old news. I've had that one pegged at #2 on my list back in June.

Also, from two weeks ago:

Before I comment further, I better consult the official Secret Racist Code Words List, to make sure I don't say anything "racially tinged".

Aw, crap.

"Socialist" is on the list.

We can't talk about this anymore, sorry. To do so would serve as concrete, indisputable evidence that we harbor malevolent feelings toward all people of color.

So, what will be the next "secret code word" (not currently on my list) used by the Left to portray McCain/Palin supporters as racist hatemongers? Submit your best guess in the comments. Winner will receive a t-shirt of his or her choosing from the Gadsden and Culpeper American Heritage Shoppe, courtesy of yours truly.

UPDATE: Pictorial guide added.

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