Blithering Idiot of the Year Award

Yeah, I know it's only March, but I think we have a winner. You've probably all heard by now of the woman who tried to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at a Walmart using a novelty $1,000,000 bill. Well, now she has THIS to say.

What's dumber, trying to pass it off as a real bill and thinking you could get away with it, or actually believing that the bill in your hand was worth a million bucks?

Lifeguard! Get this woman out of the gene pool!