File Under "WTF"

I'd like to nominate local6.com for the "Best News Headlines" award.

NEW YORK -- A Brooklyn music teacher was arrested after he allegedly hung a 5-year-old student by his belt loop in a classroom closet, police said.

Jason Schoenberger, 24, was apparently playing a practical joke on another teacher at P.S. 279 in the Canarsie section when he hung the boy, police said.

Aahhh, the old hang-a-five-year-old-child-in-the-closet gag. You can't make this stuff up.