Someone's Finest

From the Boston Herald:

A captain in the Boston Mafia who was let out of jail ditched his monitoring bracelet and was arrested yesterday after he was bagged as a passenger in a car that led police on a high-speed chase, according to police and a source.

I can just imagine how this went down at the police station leading up to his arrest:

"How's that tracking system working? You got Rossetti on the screen there, Detective?"

"Yeah, Boss, he's been at home for the last few months."

"He hasn't gone anywhere, has he?"

"Well, now that you ask, it looks like he went for a ride a couple days ago around 7:00 in the morning, but I wouldn't worry much. Seems he was just visiting the town landfill, and he hasn't moved since. We're keeping an eye on him, Boss."