Dear Tom
Letter to Mayor Menino from John Jellyfish Kerry:
Dear Tom,I can't wait until the next time the Kerry camp needs to ask a favor of Menino's office. Do you think they'll remember to ask for the knife back first?
It was really swell of you to get the DNC to hold its convention here in Boston this summer. I know it was a hard sell, and that since securing the convention, you've taken more hits than a $2 Manila whore during shore leave. And all of this just to make me look good come nomination time.
But seeing as union thugs and rabid anti-Bush leftists are my only remaining voter base, I must now request that you go fuck yourself. No hard feelings, OK? Call me, we'll do lunch on the Scaramouche someday.
Toodles!
John
