Jokes That Write Themselves
Here's the latest from Drudge:
This is going to be pants-peeing funny. I can't believe I might actually buy GQ Magazine. And yes, I realize the added commentary was too easy, somewhat petty, and didn't necessarily add anything to the inherent funniness of the original piece, but how could I resist?
KERRY OFFERS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FOR MEN
Mon Aug 16 2004 20:01:49 ET
In the new GQ, the Democratic presidential nominee offers relationship advice for men:
On what to seek in a woman:
"Look for what gets your heart. Someone who excites you, turns you onto flying in your own private jet. ... It's a woman who loves being a womanon board a 42 ft. yacht.An heiresswho wears her womanhoodlike an Hermes shawl. Who knows how to flirt and have funin a multi-million dollar Sun Valley chalet. Smart. Confident.Loaded.... And obviously sexy and saucy and challenging."
The WASH POST is set to preview GQ's: "A Beer With John Kerry."
Which hot actresses float his boat:
"I think Charlize Theron is pretty extraordinary," he gushes. He's also fond of Catherine Zeta-Jones and Marilyn Monroe.
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This is going to be pants-peeing funny. I can't believe I might actually buy GQ Magazine. And yes, I realize the added commentary was too easy, somewhat petty, and didn't necessarily add anything to the inherent funniness of the original piece, but how could I resist?
