Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Variations on a Theme

You've all heard this one a thousand times:

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.


I've always been partial to:

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also hands you water and sugar, that's gonna be some suck-ass lemonade.


Now, courtesy of Coyote at the Dog Show:

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.


Hard to argue with such a sound policy.