Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Mötley Clüeless

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Vince. This isn't exactly the driving force behind your sluggish album sales.

Mötley Crüe Files Suit Against NBC for Banning It Because of an Expletive

By JEFF LEEDS and JACQUES STEINBERG

In the latest twist in the broadening battle over decency standards, the glam-metal band Mötley Crüe filed suit against NBC yesterday. The suit states that the network violated the group's free-speech rights and weakened its sales by banning it after Vince Neil, the lead singer, used an expletive on the air in a Dec. 31 appearance on "The Tonight Show."

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So, I'm planning on going over to Vince Neil's house this weekend and singing showtunes in the middle of his kitchen. Apparently, the Constitution protects my right to do this. Who wants to join me?

"O-O-O-O-O-klahoma! Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain..."

(link via Drudge)