New Contest

Guess the name of the individual who penned this particular passage on her (hint) blog. I say "individual" only because I find myself continually dumfounded as to how this person actually became a celebrity.

there is a guy on espn
world poker tour
slicing a carrot
by flinging playing cards
with stunning accuracy

seems impossible
and a tad scary

If you were wondering, yes, her entire blog is written in that clever, yet rarely imitated "e.e. cummings meets a Special Olympics haiku-writing contest" style.

Sorry, no fabulous prizes will be awarded this time around - and no Googling allowed. Answer to be posted tomorrow.