From the Pages of the John Kerry Playbook

Let's play a little game called "Which of these Boston mayoral candidates is a shameless, patronizing ass?".

Candidate "A"

Age: 63

Neighborhood: Hyde Park

Kids: Susan and Thomas Jr. and six grandchildren

Favorite music: Showtunes, Aerosmith, Jimmy Buffett and hip-hop

Favorite sports: Baseball, football and basketball

Candidate "B"

Age: 53

Location: Jamaica Plain

Children: none

Music: jazz, oldies

Reading: poetry, Robert Frost, "The Road Not Taken"

UPDATE: OK, here's a hint.