Dumb Drunk Driving Dickhead

(and other assorted "D" words)

OK, I'll be the first to admit it, I've had more than my fair share of "adult beverages" over the last 20-plus years of my life, but I have never been so drunk as to be unable to make it past "D".

From the Patriot Ledger:

Taylor was arrested after a motorist called police about a box truck being driven erratically.

Norfolk County Assistant District Attorney Patrick Donovan said Taylor gave up on a field sobriety test given to him by the Milton police.

"They asked him to recite the alphabet from A to Z," Donovan said. "When he got to D he said, ‘forget it, I can’t do it.’"

At least, not that I can remember.