Humorous News Items of the Day
I'd say, this stupid little bastard got off easy with just an ass-kicking. Imagine trying to pull this shit in a state where the government recognizes - and the people exercise - the right of law-abiding citizens to properly defend themselves from assholes like this.
If you find something funnier than that in today's headlines, please let me know. I can always use a good laugh. I can't wait 'til the rest of the fellas in the joint hear about how he got his ass handed to him by this dangerous-looking individual.
As if being a total wussbag wasn't bad enough, this poor bastard's got a terminal case of the stupids on top of that.
In a similar story out of West Manchester, New Hampshire, we see what happens when you bring a t-shirt to a baseball bat fight, especially if you only plan on wrapping it around your head.
A young woman says she kicked a man in the head several times, moments after he tried to rob her at a Westboro ATM Monday evening.
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[Matthew "Too Stupid To Live"] Braley allegedly went after her and grabbed her purse. The woman says she fought back.
"I just kicked him repeatedly in face. And then it just looked like a boxing match... his head just kept going back and forth. And he ran off."
If you find something funnier than that in today's headlines, please let me know. I can always use a good laugh. I can't wait 'til the rest of the fellas in the joint hear about how he got his ass handed to him by this dangerous-looking individual.
[Police] say they were able to identify Braley because he left his driver’s license inside the bank.
As if being a total wussbag wasn't bad enough, this poor bastard's got a terminal case of the stupids on top of that.
In a similar story out of West Manchester, New Hampshire, we see what happens when you bring a t-shirt to a baseball bat fight, especially if you only plan on wrapping it around your head.
