Public Service Announcement
As we head into the long Thanksgiving weekend, the State Police will be beefing up their patrols on the highways in the Commonwealth. In the event you are pulled over by the boys in blue over the next couple of days, make sure you don't end up like this guy.
To that end, here's a brief refresher course for you:
Right: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
(repeat as necessary until you think you've got it down)
Wrong: A-B-C-D-E-F.......B...no...G? H-I-K....DAMN IT! Fuckin' pig.
A suspected drunken driver fumbling his ABCs turned to police asking if he could substitute with a math problem.
Police said sorry and he flunked the field sobriety test.
West Roxbury police said Matthew John Wyman of West Roxbury admitted he "has not said the alphabet in years."
To that end, here's a brief refresher course for you:
Right: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
(repeat as necessary until you think you've got it down)
Wrong: A-B-C-D-E-F.......B...no...G? H-I-K....DAMN IT! Fuckin' pig.
