Wednesday, February 15, 2006

24 - The Morning After (the Morning After)

Apologies for the delay in getting my "24" Five-Point Review post up. I'm gonna chalk up my tardiness to this cold I'm still fighting off.

Episode 8: 2:00 PM to 3:00 PM

Bruce's Five-Point Review

1. How soon can we get DOD to issue an immediate personnel transfer to get Audrey carted off to the DOD field office in Topeka?

2. How much longer do we have to wait for Season 6 Jack Bauer to pull a Kyle Reese and go back in time to take out Season 5 Jack Bauer for being soft and start shootin' some terrorists?

3. Rule #4 from Chapter 1 of the Security Guard Handbook: If a bunch of foreign-sounding guys come into your building carrying toolboxes and wearing matching jackets with "MAINTENANCE" embroidered on them, they're terrorists. Shoot them.

4. See point #1.

5. See point #1. Seriously, she's THAT annoying.