The Numbnuts Chronicles (cont.)
From the MetroWest Daily News:
Wow, a .223-caliber rifle (note: semi-automatic AND self-feeding) capable of firing up to five miles? Now, that would be an unusual weapon.
Or it could just be a $350 Norinco MAK-90. And, judging by the curve of the magazine (see pic in previous post linked below), I'm guessing it's the more common 7.62mm version. But seeing as it's only a shitty cell phone picture of Spanky McFucknugget there holding the gun, I could be wrong.
And, from the Department of Just Because:
His first clue?
Ahhh...nothing like waking up with "!YSSUP GNIKCUF" written on your forehead in black Sharpie. Oh, the memories.
Previous "Numbnuts in the News" posts here and here.
Around 9 a.m., the mother of one of the boys and the owner of the home gave police permission to search. They found a Chinese-made .223-caliber AK assault rifle with a 30-round magazine.
"This was a high-capacity, semi-automatic weapon with a self-feeding device, capable of firing up to five miles," Ryder said. "It's an unusual weapon, the kind of thing a collector would pay a lot of money for."
Wow, a .223-caliber rifle (note: semi-automatic AND self-feeding) capable of firing up to five miles? Now, that would be an unusual weapon.
Or it could just be a $350 Norinco MAK-90. And, judging by the curve of the magazine (see pic in previous post linked below), I'm guessing it's the more common 7.62mm version. But seeing as it's only a shitty cell phone picture of Spanky McFucknugget there holding the gun, I could be wrong.
And, from the Department of Just Because:
"You could see these kids were pretty far gone," said Sgt. Warren Ryder of the Boxborough Police Department.
His first clue?
"There was vomit on the floor and one kid was passed out with Magic Marker all over his face."
Ahhh...nothing like waking up with "!YSSUP GNIKCUF" written on your forehead in black Sharpie. Oh, the memories.
Previous "Numbnuts in the News" posts here and here.
