Insert Conspiracy Theory Here
Enron founder Ken Lay dead of heart attack: report
"Yeah...it was a "heart attack". That's the ticket."
UPDATE: How about a New York Times headline-writing contest? Here's mine:
"Bush Crony Avoids Prison Sentence"
Enron Corp. founder Ken Lay, who was convicted last month of fraud and conspiracy for his part in the Houston-based company's collapse into bankruptcy in 2001, has died of a heart attack at his vacation home in Colorado, a Houston television station reported on Wednesday.
"Yeah...it was a "heart attack". That's the ticket."
UPDATE: How about a New York Times headline-writing contest? Here's mine:
"Bush Crony Avoids Prison Sentence"
