Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Insert Conspiracy Theory Here

Enron founder Ken Lay dead of heart attack: report

Enron Corp. founder Ken Lay, who was convicted last month of fraud and conspiracy for his part in the Houston-based company's collapse into bankruptcy in 2001, has died of a heart attack at his vacation home in Colorado, a Houston television station reported on Wednesday.

" was a "heart attack". That's the ticket."

UPDATE: How about a New York Times headline-writing contest? Here's mine:

"Bush Crony Avoids Prison Sentence"