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>>> PHEW! Addai just dropped a big one. Colts to punt.
>>> Apparently, Jay-Z is back. And he drinks Bud. Uh-huh.
>>> Faulk's two inches short on 3rd down. I smell QB-sneak.
>>> Or a 35-yard run by Corey Dillon. Whatever.
>>> HOLY SHIT! I think I just swallowed by tongue. TOUCHDOWN PATRIOTS! 7-0! 7:24 to go in the first quarter.
>>> Colts in New England territory, seem to be moving the ball well.
>>> Holding called against the Colts. I can live with that.
>>> Colts on the board with a Vinatieri field goal. 7-3 Pats.
>>> OK, the first quarter's in the can. So far, so good. Time to put the kids to bed.
>>> 4th and 6. Pats might be going for it.
>>> TROY FUCKING BROWN!!! TO THE 7!!!
>>> And Dillon walks it in. 14-3 Patriots!
>>> Manning picked! Have I mentioned how much I love Assante Samuel? 21-3 Pats!
>>> Hey, I know. Let's give Brady, like, five or six minutes to dance around in the pocket. What's the worse that could happen?
>>> Brady sacked at midfield. That was somewhat less than optimal.
>>> Ben Affleck and Alicia Keys? Together in the same movie? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!
>>> Back-to-back first downs for the Colts. First and goal to go with under a minute to play in the half. Plenty of time for Manning to cough up the ball.
>>> Fourth and goal. No penalty on the flag. Ha-ha.
>>> A.V. good for three. 21-6 Pats.
>>> OK...second half underway. Colts driving.
>>> OK, they're at midfield. That's far enough. Shut 'em down, boys.
>>> Big third down here. 3rd and 5 on the NE 33...
First down Colts at the 21...motherfucker.
>>> First and goal...
>>> TD Indianapolis. It's 21-12..heh heh.[/rushgeek]
>>> OK...we've got an 8-point lead with an assload of football left to play. Gotta turn it up.
>>> Three and out. WTF?
>>> Colts driving again, to the NE 32.
>>> Pass interference in the end zone! Fuck.
(Indy scored 8 points here. It's getting harder to keep up, the more Long Trails I put away)
>>> First and goal at the five. That's more like it.
>>> Coach's Challenge on the NE touchdown.
>>> And...right back at 'em. Game tied at 28.
>>> Three and out. Our defense is running on fumes. This does not bode well.
Then again, there's still plenty of time for Manning to be Manning.
>>> OK, I'm undecided. Do I buy the car that can drive on two wheels on the ledge of a building twelve stories up? Or the Honda that doubles as a massive popcorn popper?
>>> Indy goes three-and-out. About fucking time.
>>> Yeah...if you stick your fingers in the other guy's facemask, and remove his helmet, you're gonna get called on it.
BIG break for the Pats!
>>> Pats (burrrp) to the 27!
>>> First and 15 after the penalty...
Caldwell drops a gimme!
>>> Pats settle for three, take the lead, 31-28.
>>> OK...we need to shut 'em down. This time I mean it.
>>> OK, the 52-yard pass and run play wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
>>> And Vinatieri boots it through (surprise, surprise) for the game-tying field goal.
>>> Daniel Graham with a helluva catch! Pats to the Colts 29.
>>> Big 3rd and 10 coming up...
...not too much there. Field goal unit coming out.
>>> And Gojkoikwshgyt nails it!
>>> At 65 points, the over's looking pretty good.
>>> BIG third down coming up.
>>> Pats hold! Indy punts! Patriots have the ball at their own 40, with 3:22 on the clock. Oops, make that the 35-yard line. Twelve guys on the field.
>>> 2:17 to go. Colts with the ball on the 20, one timeout left. I need a drink.
>>> GOD DAMMIT!
Colts to the NE 36.
>>> Uh oh...roughing the passer against the Patriots. Colts have 1st and goal.
>>> Make that 1st and 10. Now 2nd and 6. Now 3rd and 2. Where'd I put that drink?
>>> OK...that sucked.
Brady with 0:54 on the clock needs to go 80 yards for the win.
>>> Or not.