Lamest Commercial On Radio

Bewildered best friend of recently-engaged woman:

"Wait! How did he know about Belden?"

Gee, I dunno. I guess he went to the mall one day (coincidentally, the one mall in America with a Belden's in it) and, purely by accident, stumbled upon its super, top-secret location, tucked in bewteen the Spencer's and the Radio Shack.