I'm Going Out On a Limb Here

I'm guessing that the walking hammerbag who came up with this campaign never produced any offspring of his own, let alone twins.

Every year, North Americans use enough disposable wipes to fill 9,000 18-wheelers to capacity. It's easy to reduce this waste by choosing reusable cleaners like the one we've enclosed.

So, I'm supposed to wipe my kid's ass with a fucking keychain???