I would like to take this opportunity to apologize, publicly and profusely, to every discarded wad of chewed gum which may have been offended by that callous remark. I have nothing but the utmost respect for all gum and candy products, both chewed and unchewed.
I meant no harm.
Please accept my most humble apology, and allow me to rephrase my earlier statement..
CNN has the journalistic integrity of... um... CNN.
UPDATE: Link revised. Michelle Malkin's site seems to be down right now.