And, to answer SailorCurt's question...um...no comment.
UPDATE: In the comment section over at Kevin's place, NLB reader, Eric von Michigan writes:
I'm daydreaming about how this would've happened in the du Toit household. I'm picturing Son&Heir with a Swedish Mauser trained on the front door, Kim doing the same with his AK, and the women covering their 4 and 8 o'clock positions. SWAT team arrives and are mowed down, pushy paramedics shit themselves, and, being Texas, any and all charges are dropped within 24 hours of being filed.