Monday, February 04, 2008

Of Pots and Kettles

Question: How can you tell when Barack Obama is lying?

BOISE, Idaho (AP) - Democratic Sen. Barack Obama assured Western voters Saturday he believes in Jesus as well as the rights of gun owners.


That's how many yesterdays ago I was born.

Good luck selling that bridge in Idaho, you lying sack of ______ (insert foul-smelling substance of choice here).

Obama urged those at the rally not to believe everything they hear about him.


"And then there are people who say, `Well, he doesn't believe in the Second Amendment,' even though I come from a state - we've got a lot of hunters in downstate Illinois. And I have no intention of taking away folks' guns."

Translation: I won't take away the guns you currently have, but I'll make damn sure you inbred hillbillies can't get your hands on any more, and then we'll tax ammunition out of existence for those you already got.

I can't think of a single event that will do more to boost firearm and ammunition sales in this country than a November victory for either of these gun-hating collectivist idiots.

Obama didn't mention that he does support gun control...



...and has a record of voting for it in the Illinois Senate. He backed limiting handgun purchases to one a month, but he made no attempts to ban them. Today, he stands by his support for controls while trying to reassure hunters that he has no interest in interfering with their access to firearms.

I'm not a hunter.

What say you go interfere yourself?

And, how's this for the pot calling the cooking utensil of color?

A spokesman for Obama rival Hillary Rodham Clinton pointed out that 12 years ago when he was running for the state Legislature, Obama said in a questionnaire that he "supported banning the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns."

As opposed to Hillary Clinton's more "moderate" position, of course, that the federal government should have the authority to forcibly confiscate, at gunpoint if necessary, all types of firearms from lawful gun owners in times when they'd be needed most for protection of their families and communities.

Boxes of poxes on both their houses.

If we're fresh out of poxes, I'll settle for a couple meteorites the size of Nantucket.

(link via Radioactive Communist Zombies)