Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
Five dead at Northern Illinois University outside Chicago.
Perhaps, if the "Gun-Free Zone" signs had been posted in 167 different languages and dialects.
Using a larger font size.
In bright, vibrant colors.
Bold and underscored.
With pretty pictures.
Because, someone hell-bent of mass murder and suicide really gives a flying you-know-what about the University's feel-good, do nothing, "No Icky Guns Allowed" policy, or the State's feel-good, do-nothing "Guns Are Bad (for Commoners)" gun laws.
Morality can be legislated.
Animals can be reasoned with.
And, the tooth fairy is real.
Perhaps, if the "Gun-Free Zone" signs had been posted in 167 different languages and dialects.
Using a larger font size.
In bright, vibrant colors.
Bold and underscored.
With pretty pictures.
Because, someone hell-bent of mass murder and suicide really gives a flying you-know-what about the University's feel-good, do nothing, "No Icky Guns Allowed" policy, or the State's feel-good, do-nothing "Guns Are Bad (for Commoners)" gun laws.
Morality can be legislated.
Animals can be reasoned with.
And, the tooth fairy is real.
