Mucho Grassy Ass

Just wanted to say thanks for all the great wood burning "tricks and tips" you folks have sent along in your comments and e-mails. Who needs Google when you've got the smartest, most generous readers in the blogosphere?

Well, now I've got another one for you.

The Mrs. is looking at getting a small composter for the garden. Pretty much every model she's looked at online has user reviews ranging from "Best product ever produced by human hands!" to "I'd sooner jab a hot poker up my ass than buy this piece of crap again!".

So, what say you?

It could be store-bought or something I can build from scratch. We just want something that works.