Mucho Grassy Ass
Well, now I've got another one for you.
The Mrs. is looking at getting a small composter for the garden. Pretty much every model she's looked at online has user reviews ranging from "Best product ever produced by human hands!" to "I'd sooner jab a hot poker up my ass than buy this piece of crap again!".
So, what say you?
It could be store-bought or something I can build from scratch. We just want something that works.