This Just In!
Shocking, I know.
I mean, who could have possibly foreseen Obama, the Self-Anointed Progressive Prince of Peace, Love and Understanding, playing the race card in such a vile, disgraceful and disingenuous manner as this?
That's so unlike him.
Next thing you'll tell me is that he's good friends with unrepentant domestic terrorists, hate-filled, racist preachers, and convicted felons.