Monday, November 03, 2008

File Under: Undeniable Truth

If the McCain campaign had been caught trolling for illegal and untraceable campaign contributions, and had refused to release the electronic records pertaining thereto, we'd now be in Day 23 of non-stop, 24-7 coverage on every television, website, and broadsheet news outlet in the country.




God help us if this corrupt scumbag somehow manages to bullshit his way into the White House.

Note: I still don't think that will happen.

Pay no mind to what the pollsters are trying to tell you. There's a reason why I haven't been blogging about the results of every pre-election poll to come down the pike over the last couple of months.

They're. All. Bullshit.

Slublog at Ace of Spades HQ reminds us:

Just a few reminders of what was being said before the 2004 election:

Zogby's call? Kerry, 311; Bush, 213.

The electoral vote call made by one of those aggregating sites?
Electoral Vote (based on composite polls) - Kerry 298, Bush 231.

If you do nothing else tomorrow, get your ass out of the house and VOTE!

UPDATE: Speaking of bullshitting one's way into the White House...

Barack Obama: All the leadership qualities of a damp towel.