Winter Driving Fail
(Enter Jay's comment about the Simpsons' "Monorail" song here)
I gotta give him partial credit, though. From the looks of his tracks, he made it a good three or four car lengths along the rail before stopping.
All in all, between here and Portland, there were at least a half-dozen spinouts on I-95, with half of them involving big, manly four-wheel drive vehicles.
Like my momma used to tell me, life is like a box of f***ing morons.