Brady's Brazilian Bride's Bodyguards' Big Bullets

Hey, everyone knows it's not really a party until your security detail takes a couple potshots at the paparazzi.

Two paparazzi say they “narrowly escaped death” when Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen’s security guards fired at them outside her beachside wedding to Patriots QB/QT Tom Brady in Costa Rica Saturday. No one was reported hurt in the incident, but Costa Rica police are investigating.

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"No one was hurt, but one of their cars was messed up," the INF [picture agency] spokesman said. The photo agency posted pictures of a photographer standing by an SUV with a shattered back windshield. A second picture shows the photographer holding a 38 mm bullet.

Man, they pack some serious heat in Costa Rica!