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Boat Lands In Trees; Alcohol Believed To Be Factor
OK, I suppose it's possible that four guys could have put a powerboat eight feet up a tree at 1:30 in the morning without having consumed an excessive quantity of alcohol...
According to the Maine Dept. of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife, four unidentified men were on Square Pond in Shapleigh, Maine around 1:30 a.m. when their boat went airborne and landed about eight feet off the ground in a patch of trees.
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According to police, alcohol was a probable factor in the accident.
OK, I suppose it's possible that four guys could have put a powerboat eight feet up a tree at 1:30 in the morning without having consumed an excessive quantity of alcohol...