Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Next Logical Step

These guys have been dating for so long now, it was only a matter of time until they moved in together.

ABC TURNS PROGRAMMING OVER TO OBAMA; NEWS TO BE ANCHORED FROM INSIDE WHITE HOUSE

Tue Jun 16 2009 08:45:10 ET

On the night of June 24, the media and government become one, when ABC turns its programming over to President Obama and White House officials to push government run health care -- a move that has ignited an ethical firestorm!

Highlights on the agenda:

ABCNEWS anchor Charlie Gibson will deliver WORLD NEWS from the Blue Room of the White House.

The network plans a primetime special -- 'Prescription for America' -- originating from the East Room, exclude (sic) opposing voices on the debate.


On a related note, the person who can come up with the best "What do the initials ABC really stand for?" entry in the comments, as judged my yours truly, will receive a half-dozen "Know the Real Enemy" bumper stickers.

I'm going with "Army of Barackian Cockgobblers".

Of course, you could just go and buy a whole bunch, too.