The Next Logical Step
ABC TURNS PROGRAMMING OVER TO OBAMA; NEWS TO BE ANCHORED FROM INSIDE WHITE HOUSE
Tue Jun 16 2009 08:45:10 ET
On the night of June 24, the media and government become one, when ABC turns its programming over to President Obama and White House officials to push government run health care -- a move that has ignited an ethical firestorm!
Highlights on the agenda:
ABCNEWS anchor Charlie Gibson will deliver WORLD NEWS from the Blue Room of the White House.
The network plans a primetime special -- 'Prescription for America' -- originating from the East Room, exclude (sic) opposing voices on the debate.
On a related note, the person who can come up with the best "What do the initials ABC really stand for?" entry in the comments, as judged my yours truly, will receive a half-dozen "Know the Real Enemy" bumper stickers.
I'm going with "Army of Barackian Cockgobblers".
Of course, you could just go and buy a whole bunch, too.