Smells Fishier Than a Gloucester Trawler

Let's play "Guess What Really Happened".

Portsmouth Herald: Man accidentally shoots himself while cleaning gun

NEWFIELDS — A man who accidentally shot himself in the leg was transported to the hospital last Thursday night, according to police.

Officer Nathan Liebenow told the News-Letter that the unidentified man suffered a gunshot wound to the leg while attempting to clean a .45 caliber handgun on May 28.

He was transported to Exeter Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, according to Liebenow.

No one else was hurt in the incident.

I'm guessing someone just watched Taxi Driver, and was trying out a few moves of his own in front of a mirror.

Either that, or he experienced a sudden onset of amnesic Glockosis.