This Is Just Awful

If only there was something we could do to warm the globe.

Dozens of people have died across Europe as days of snow storms and sub-zero temperatures swept the continent, causing traffic chaos for millions.

At least 29 people froze to death in Poland as temperatures fell far below freezing, while in southern Germany a figure of -33C (-27F) was recorded.

Help us, Gore-bi Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope.