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The Definitive Guide to Telling New Hampshire and Vermont Apart

Overview

Simply put, Vermont is a little bitch. When you see the V in Vermont, think “vagina” and it will help you get a fair assessment of the state. New Hampshire, in contrast, displays a much tougher persona. As you might guess about the only New England state to host a NASCAR race, its residents are more likely to own guns and less likely to have college diplomas, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing when your neighbor is as fruity as Vermont.

Other than the fact that Vermont is crawling with heavily-armed hippies, they're pretty much spot on.