Monday, May 16, 2005

Profiles in Courage (or Stupidity?)

Over the weekend, I replaced the living room curtains while my wife was out of town, without consulting with her as to the style, fabric, or color thereof. I am...

A) The bravest man walking the earth today.


B) The dumbest.

I report, you decide.

On the blog front, posting will be relatively light over the next few days. It looks like it will take a while to unclog my toilet and clean my bathroom. Who knew a single issue of Newsweek could do so much damage?

UPDATE: And, speaking of "doing some damage" - in the future, when I say I wouldn't wipe my ass with the pages of Newsweek, it will have nothing to do with the magazine's editorial content.