Weekend Riddle

What looks like bullshit, smells like bullshit, feels like bullshit, and - would you be inclined to have a bite - tastes like bullshit?

Give up? Here's a hint. Stop me if you've heard this one before.

A Centre, Ala. man reportedly shot himself three times by accident while cleaning his gun on May 6. From Polk County police reports: Kole Eugene Maxwell, 18, of 10370 County Road, Centre, Ala., was transported to Polk Medical Center for several gun shot wounds to his right side. Police met with Maxwell at the hospital, where he said that he was cleaning his 9 mm pistol when it went off. According to reports, Maxwell would not or could not tell the officer what address he was at when the incident occurred. Police attempted to speak to the subject who had brought Maxwell to the hospital, though, the subject had already left. The scene was then turned over to investigators with the Polk County Police Department. Maxwell was treated and released from Polk Medical Center.

Poor baby. Such a tragic accident. I blame the gun.[/moron]

(link via Say Uncle)