Thursday, September 08, 2005

Diet Shasta or TAB, Maybe

But, a beer can? I don't think so.

Beer Can Safe - The Chicago Crime Commission says that a
burglar spends an average of 8 minutes in your home, and a
hiding place for your valuables is the best way to keep
them out of their hands. The look-a-like container has a
removable lid to give you access, and is undistinguishable
from the real thing, even weighted to feel full!

Because someone who kicks in your front door and enters your home for the sole purpose of stealing your valuables, with no regard for the safety of anyone who might be in the house at the time, is going to pause when he gets to the fridge to think about how morally reprehensible it would be to drink your beer without your permission.