Friday, September 02, 2005

Gas Thief Repellent

So, they're talking about gas hitting the $5/gallon mark in the not-so-distant future. Be prepared to send some words of warning to the would-be gasoline thieves in your neck of the woods. This handy Gas Thief Repellent Sticker is now available. Stick one next to your gas cap today.

Disclaimer: I do not necessarily endorse the killing of petty thieves, but if they can't take good advice like this when it's handed to them on a platter, make the call.

And, as usual, all proceeds of sales of these fine stickers will go toward a very worthy cause, mainly firearms and ammunition.

I promise.