Tuesday, August 08, 2006

How To Get Yourself In Trouble

Step 1: Advertise in a public forum, such as CraigsList, items for sale, which are illegal to purchase or possess in Massachusetts.

Strongest and the Smallest STUN GUN 900k Volts - $45

Reply to: sale-191261097@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-07, 6:15PM EDT

Never Been Used

Never Been Opened

Still in package

Good thing the peasantry is prohibited from owning such contraband. Why, a device such as that might just allow a woman to prevent herself from being raped. We can't have people just walking the streets violating the civil rights of muggers and rapists now, can we?

I bet the guy's inbox is swamped right about now.