Thursday, July 09, 2009

Lost: One (1) Clue

If found, please contact John Mellencamp at 1-800-IMA-FKWD.

“I don’t think people fought and gave their lives so that some guy can sit in his bedroom and be mean. I don’t think that’s what freedom of speech is,” he continued. “Freedom of speech is really about assembly — for us to collectively have an idea. We want to get our point of view out so we can assemble and I can appoint you to be the spokesman. That’s freedom of speech — to be able to collectively speak for a sector of people.

What a f***ing tool.

What a stupid, f***ing tool.

Oh, wait. I don't have the right to say that, apparently.

Sorry. My bad.

Is there some kind of government agency through which I can purchase meanness credits?