Thursday, March 18, 2010

It's a Health Care Bill AND a Dessert Topping!

Last month, Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi were making the hideously asinine (and bullshit-saturated) argument that Obamacare was, in fact, a jobs bill.

Now, we find out it's also a disaster relief bill.

It's a miracle bill, I tell you! Destined to ease all of life's unpleasantries!

Try as I might, I can't stop replaying this classic SNL bit in my head, everytime we learn something new about this wonder drug and its mystical powers.