Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Flip-Flop Bureau of Investigation

No, this is not another post about John Kerry's numerous positions on the war in Iraq. Make of this what you will.

ROCHESTER, N.H. (AP) Authorities are investigating the case of a fake FBI agent who was nosing around Skyhaven Airport in Rochester, asking questions about security.

Police say a man wearing a jacket that said "FBI Anti-Terrorism" showed up at the airport last Wednesday and began asking about airport entrances and security. He took off when Skyhaven employees chased him away from hangars and called police.

Police said airport personnel were immediately suspicious of the man, who was wearing flip-flops and could not produce proper identification.

I can just picture this guy dancing around in his living room, getting so excited about his newly-acquired FBI jacket that he forgot to put on his friggin' shoes before heading out the door. No word on whether they double-checked the surveillance video to see if he was wearing his pajama pants with that outfit.