Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...

I believe Van Halen said it best:

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.

New Bedford homegirl Heather Casey, 22, is the "hottest teacher in America," according to the October issue of FHM. The editors of the lad rag moved Casey to the head of the class after grading some 150 photo submissions to their Hot for Teacher competition this summer.