No Brainer?
From the Boston Herald:
God help us all if this investigation takes a second more than three minutes to open, conduct, and close. Maybe, just maybe, if this guy could have had some free ice cream, this situation could have been avoided.
Suspect wielding machete cuts cop
Boston police officers shot and wounded a machete-wielding man after he sliced one cop in the leg last night, police said.
Police said two officers were responding to a report of two brothers fighting at 214 Princeton St. in East Boston at 9:10 p.m. One of the brothers came out the door of the second-floor apartment brandishing a machete and swung at the cops, cutting one in the knee.
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The shooting will be investigated by internal affairs officials to determine whether the use of force was appropriate, a police spokesman said.
God help us all if this investigation takes a second more than three minutes to open, conduct, and close. Maybe, just maybe, if this guy could have had some free ice cream, this situation could have been avoided.