Detect a pattern here?

Keeping tabs on Drudge today, we get this series of updates on the big CBS statement supposedly due out at noon today.

First this:

CBSNEWS PLANS STATEMENT TO
'CLARIFY' BUSH GUARD DOCUMENTS
STORY... DEVELOPING...

then...

CBSNEWS PLANS STATEMENT TO
'CLARIFY' BUSH GUARD DOCUMENTS
STORY... DELAYS NOON EDT
ANNOUNCEMENT; NEW TIME: 3:30PM
EDT... DEVELOPING...

then...

CBSNEWS PLANS STATEMENT TO
'CLARIFY' BUSH GUARD DOCUMENTS
STORY... NEW TIME: 5:00PM EDT...

Good plan, Dan. Only 387 more of these delays, one every three hours, and it will be November 3rd.