Friday, September 17, 2004

More Local Loozahs

Lock 'em up...

A Sandwich High School football captain shouted "freshmen beatdown," inciting a brutal gang rush against the school's youngest players, gravely injuring one boy, officials said.

Nine football players were suspended as of yesterday and face possible criminal charges as 14-year-old Garrett Watterson recovered from extensive surgery to remove his ruptured spleen.

...throw away the key.

MILFORD -- Police plan to seek animal cruelty charges against a Rhode Island teen who allegedly shoved a stray dog 30 feet down a cliff into a water-filled quarry off Cedar Street yesterday.

How royally messed up do you have to be to say to yourself, "Man, I'm bored. Hey, look, a dog...and a 30-foot cliff. Hmmmm...I wonder."?