That's 14 Cases of RWB in 1985

I SO wouldn't have qualified for this.

ANN ARBOR, Mich. - Some University of Michigan students are cleaning up their acts in more ways than one.

They are getting $100 cash payments for keeping their dorm rooms presentable and opening their doors so prospective students and their parents can take a look during campus visits.

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Participants must let tour groups see their room in the middle of the day, and have to be out of bed and dressed, said Randi Johnson, the university's housing outreach coordinator. Display of anything illegal, offensive or banned is forbidden.

I suspect my roommate's cat hide that served as our welcome mat might have run afoul of these guidelines.