Monday, March 14, 2005

It's Common-Sense, People

As this story clearly demonstrates, you don't need an evil gun to defend yourself from armed assailants in your own home.

BOSTON, Massachusetts (AP) -- A Boston College athlete jumped out a second-story window to escape from gun-toting masked men who burst into his off-campus apartment, police said.


See how simple it is?

Note: if you have small children, just make sure you throw them out the window before you jump. Oh, and if you live in an apartment higher up than, say, ground level, do try to aim for a bush or other object that make break their fall somewhat.

This Public Service Announcement brought to you today by the ruling class of the City of Boston.

Gun control - it's "for the children".