Some People Never Learn

Rule #1 - Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Or, in this case, a boxcutter to a gun shop robbery.

Man Tries to Steal Gun to 'Rescue Schiavo'

SEMINOLE, Fla. -- A man was arrested after trying to steal a weapon from a gun shop so he could "take some action and rescue Terri Schiavo," authorities said.

Michael W. Mitchell, of Rockford, Ill., entered Randall's Firearms Inc. in Seminole just before 6 p.m. Thursday with a box cutter and tried to steal a gun, said Marianne Pasha, a spokeswoman for the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.

Fucking idiot. Have fun in prison, asshole.